The Savage Sacktap

Musings on the flaws of contemporary society from a meathead, masturbator, and U.S. Marine. Get new and depraved content delivered directly to your inbox.

  • As I prepped this show, I was fighting back an explosive halal food shit, so I’m sorry but I was too distracted to write a clever cold open. The good news is I’ve passed the turd and white walled my hole with charmin. My keisters feelin fresh, and speaking of fresh, there is a fresh […]
  • Mother Nature has made the last month of summer pretty miserable with heatwaves, hurricanes, and flooding, but despite all that we are podcasting once more from the Jersey Shore. Closing out summer with cuckhold sports writers, Chinese world domination, and spa masturbators. Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler FB: @TheSavageCrew YT: Mike Montone Web: Meathead Media
  • It’s been either 100 degrees or pouring rain for the past two weeks. An absolutely miserable way to end the summer, but at least there’s weed, masturbation, and podcasts! Put your pecka down and pick up a real fatty, there’s a fresh episode of the Savage Sacktap starting right now! ***The good news is I […]
  • The Taliban are in power and I spent the week jerking off to Nina Hartley videos, it’s 2021 and 20 years later, what’s old is new again! The good news is last time around they outlawed Bacha Bazi…that’s when the village elders spend an afternoon cornholing young boys. No cornholing goin on here tonight, just […]
  • There’s no other way to put it, it’s hot as fuck in this bitch. But it’s Friday Night, which means we have to livestream. Ugly families, hot lesbos, shitty baseball movies, the latest from the big apple. Watch me drown in a pool of my own sweat.   FB: @TheSavageCrew TWT: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler YT: […]
  • Teenagers fingering each other under the watchful eyes of drunk parents at the Jersey Shore. Harmless fun, an important right of passage, or a sinister trick they learned from Governor Cuomo. We investigate that and more on tonight’s episode of The Savage Sacktap…it starts, right now! Twitter: @MikeMontone YouTube: Mike Montone Instagram: @Gary_Moyler Facebook: The […]
  • Are you masked, are you vaxxed, are you mad at Simone Biles? What a goddamn week in America, it’s summer and we should be on the beach, but we’re cranking up the self-induced outrage instead. Get a hobby cocksuckers – might I recommend listening to podcasts? We’re ready to squeeze out a steamy one. A […]
  • I’m feeling  a bit sluggish after a day basting in the sun on the beach. The good news; I have a killer tan, the better news, I have a guest tonight to make things easier on me. Teenage vandals are running amok, people are giving up millions of dollars to dig into their stance on […]
  • I did my best editing to overcome voice modulation caused by my floor fan. Gimme a break it's hot out. The summertime blues, sounds like a load of shit! Who could be sad when the beach is filled with fat asses, and Big Fuckin Tits! Put your toes in some pussy and get your cock […]
  • I’m taking a nice fat week off from life, no show next Friday so drink it in while you can cocksuckers and tit fuckers. Cosby is celebrating his Independence. Andy Dick is being Andy Dick. Plane crashes, flame cooked meat, and much more on the way. A fresh episode of the Savage Sacktap, starts now […]
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